i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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