Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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