I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Naked. naked and bneed help.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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