My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I think your dad took our porno
It's no shave November. This is our time.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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