just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Can I color on your dick again?
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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