Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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