just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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