oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
sick fucks of a feather flock together
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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