we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
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