I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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