Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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