I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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