What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Sex in the backyard? Check.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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