The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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