singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
You're breaking my sexual little heart
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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