Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
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