Porn is love you can see.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
even my farts smell like vagina
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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