Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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