this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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