I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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