whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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