Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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