Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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