It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
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