you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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