So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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