woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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