walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
My cat gives me a boner
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
