So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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