Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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