There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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