So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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