I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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