I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
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