I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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