I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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