I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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