sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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