So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Never underestimate the power of titties
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