I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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