worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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