Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
she peed on how many people?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
why is half of my head shaved?
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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