No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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