I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
i need some magic done to my vagina
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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