I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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