My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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