This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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