I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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