I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
dude i'm inner monologue high
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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