will power is for people who don't want to get laid
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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