It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
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