I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
she pinky promised me she was 18
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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