Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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