I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Too much gin, very little bucket
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Randomize
