Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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